Okay, so so so so, I'm sorry I didn't reply to any comments on my previous journal, but my computer died pretty much straight after I posted it. I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH I PROMISE ):

ANYWHO

If anyone has facebook, I would love to add you, since I'm just getting started with it, and I have a measly 30 or so people on it (lolwhataloser). I think you can go to my page here [link]

Either way, since my msn doesn't work anymore, it would be a nice way to chat :>

Well, I was walking along the other day and I see a cop car driving on the opposite side of the road suddenly stop, and turn his sirens off. He pulled a u-turn and parked up next to me just as another one came from the other direction and drove up on the sidewalk to block me in.

As you can imagine at that stage I was kinda 'what the christ did I do wrong', and a cop from either car and started walking up to me.
I sorta turned around going 'well, this can't be for me, this has to be someone else', but I was the only one there.

Cop: Where did you come from!?
Me: Uh, just up there from Francis Street
Cop: So you came from Jutland Road!
Me: Yeah, cut through New World
Cop: Did you talk to any girls on the way through?
Me: Can't say I did
Cop: *talks on radio for 30 seconds or so, jumps in car and drives off*

So I went on my merry way pretty confused.

Turns out today my mum talked to the cop that questioned me (she works as a PT at the gym, and the cop goes to the gym), and he had recieved a call from a girl saying a guy exactly fitting my description had grabbed her and felt her up against her will as she tried to get away. Said the guy had blonde hair, a checkered shirt covering a grey shirt underneath, dark jeans, jandals, wearing a green army cap, and was really tall.
Since this is a really quiet corner it (most likely) turns out the girl was just trying to set me up with a hilarious prank.
Gutted.

Probably didn't help that I kept staring back at one of the cop cars that had stopped and was about to u-turn to get to me. Mainly since I was thinking 'lolidiot, trying to turn into a closed off road'.

Either way, how was your day?

_{(I totally raped her, don't tell the cops)}

So, I wanted to post it in the thing, but it kept telling me to upload an image so I told dA to shove a dick and found a workaround.

This was a love story, commissioned by the great

"Once upon a time there was a guy named Fleffin, and he had fallen in love with the hottest, funniest, most amazing girl in the world. They spent all day and night thinking about each other. When one day Fleffin picked up the courage to ask her out. She let out a short 'meow!' in excitement. Fleffin was a little confused, but didn't think of it much. He should have turned back there.

As they proceeded to her nearby flat, things started getting heated. They began stripping each others clothes off, writhing in passion. But she stopped him, "hang on, I just need to get my furry suit on".
He punched the spot just above her vagina with his elbow and left.

The end."

I hope you enjoyed my story and I hope you have a wonderful day.

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I have been given the assignment of doing the portrait of someone and studying them for 6 weeks. This means getting to know everything about them and studying everything about their face _{preferrably bodies} . So I have begun the hunt to find someone _{hawt enough} who is a good candidate. BUT YOU DONT GET TO PLAY SO LEAVE MY JOURNAL NOW AND EAT A DICK ):<

Oh and I forgot I'm meant to be posting art on this thing.

In other news, the doughnuts today were cheap and delicious, and doughnut guy finally changed his shirt after many weeks. The hipsters/design students were as weird and hip as ever with their clothes, and I pretty much fell into that group so I feel like a tard, aaand I got a free sausage. All. Over. My. Mouth.

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